The team will set up an elaborate sting operation and the unsuspecting suspect will fall right into it and then...SURPRISE!...he's a All-American track star capable of parkour stunts!
The white guy that has the black hair must be hated by the writers. He's been shot in the eye with a nail gun, denied sex by a hot chick, almost drowned by a huge black guy, and is constantly saved by the rest of the team.
The blonde would be much cuter if she didn't talk like that.
I feel like the blonde talks like that in real life.
If an episode opens up with four young people driving down a road in a convertible, it's probably a safe bet to assume they are all about to be shot by escaped convicts from a crashed plane. Yep, all four of them.
There's nothing greater than the cross-over episodes with CSI: New York and you can just tell Gary Sinise is trying really hard to not punch David Caruso square in the nose.
I really wish Gary Sinise would punch David Caruso square in the nose.
All crime lab scientists are gorgeous.
10 cut scenes? Forget it. 20 cut scenes? Laughable. 30 cut scenes? Go on. 100? Bingo.
It's probably not the best idea to reveal exactly what the answer to the grand mystery is with more than half of the episode still to go, yet they do!
They have technology that makes Steve Jobs look like Forrest Gump.
This is Miami. We're gonna need at least one under-age chick in a bikini per episode.
The Spanish guy never really does anything except listen in on interrogations.
David Caruso's acting range is from guy who doesn't care at all to guy who is so unsure of himself that he just speaks in ambiguous statements all the time.
They put men and women in the same holding cell.
Does original CSI watch this version and shake their heads like you do for your child that constantly disappoints you?
I don't understand how AMC takes themselves seriously by putting on Braveheart and following it with episodes of CSI: Miami.
Did they name him Horatio because Bill was taken? Seriously, there's over the top and then there's waaaaay waaaaaay over the top.
I am pretty sure this is the worst show in television history.
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